I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
The Thing 1982
It takes place in an arctic science facility. The characters were intelligent. They made logical choices. But they were faced with a monster beyond all comprehension. That could spread into any one of them copying appearance, personality, and memory perfectly. It could be any person and any animal. Each cell is independent working together consciously to form a living creature. So, if you cut off its arm, the arm sprouts legs and crawls away. The only way to kill one of them is to burn them for a per-longed period of time. The doctor in the group relieses how horrifyingly dangerous this thing is and destroys all means of escape from the facility knowing that if this thing ever got out it would spread across the face of the earth taking over every human, animal, and plant.
I can sew. That’s my only skill. That makes me afraid.
How will my skeleton contribute to the skeleton war? How will my one skill help the war effort!?
It’s not like our brave warriors are gonna want to run into battle with magikarp hats on their skulls! What am I going to do!?
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